These have both popped up in the last few days on blogs I read; by far some of the best anti-Christian zealot protesting mockery I've seen yet! So funny, just had to pass on. :)

http://www.boingboing...

http://www.towleroad....

REPENT
Fornicators, Homosexuals, Liars, Thieves, Masturbators, Obama Voters, Buddhists, Dirty Dancers, Hindus, Gangster Rappers, Muslims, Drunkards, Feminists, Immodest Women, Democrats, Liberals, Evolutionists, Atheists, Potheads, Sodomites
HELL AWAITS YOU!

14 of these apply to me.
I'm not saying which 14.

Alright, I'll give you one. I'm very excited about the term "immodest woman". That is the coolest label ever.

Muslims and Atheists but not Jews and Pagans?

And on that note, are the Christians planning to repent for being "thieves" for stealing Christmas from the Pagans?

Hahaha! I know- Immodest woman is my favorite one on there too. :) I also love that he put homosexuals on the list, but then later seemed to feel the need to specify sodomites almost as an afterthought, since homosexuals don't cover all of that category, lol!

I counted about 9 that applied to me.

I counted about 9 that applied to me.

Here are my guesses for Scott:
1. fornicator
2. masturbator
3. buddhist
4. drunkard
5. feminist
6. liberal
7. evolutionist
8. atheist
9. pothead

Did I win?

Can anyone in the A-Team beat 14?
Other than "Obama voter" I had the other 13 goin on when I was still a christian.
Looking back on it, I was a really bad christian.

Fornicators, Homosexuals, Liars, Thieves, Masturbators, Obama Voters, Buddhists, Dirty Dancers, Hindus, Gangster Rappers, Muslims, Drunkards, Feminists, Immodest Women, Democrats, Liberals, Evolutionists, Atheists, Potheads, Sodomites

Ten, maybe eleven depending on which way the wind is blowing.

REPENT
Fornicators, Homosexuals, Liars, Thieves, Masturbators, Obama Voters, Buddhists, Dirty Dancers, Hindus, Gangster Rappers, Muslims, Drunkards, Feminists, Immodest Women, Democrats, Liberals, Evolutionists, Atheists, Potheads, Sodomites
HELL AWAITS YOU!

Hm, so he says Immodest Women, but not Immodest Men? Clearly, he has not seen me in my short-shorts (it's sinfully good!)

Another question: what constitutes lying? If I say untrue things, but for the purpose of humor or sarcasm rather than deception, an I a liar?

And what level of drinking constitutes a drunkard? If I have a few drinks a month, am I a drunkard?

Finally, how broad is his definition of Sodomy? Is it strictly male-on-male action? Is it any non-vaginal sex? Any non-missionary sex? How about making out with other dudes, is that enough to put me over the Sodomy line?

So I am 8-11 depending on how strict the definitions are.

I counted about 9 that applied to me.

Here are my guesses for Scott:
1. fornicator
2. masturbator
3. buddhist
4. drunkard
5. feminist
6. liberal
7. evolutionist
8. atheist
9. pothead

Did I win?

Can anyone in the A-Team beat 14?
Other than "Obama voter" I had the other 13 goin on when I was still a christian.
Looking back on it, I was a really bad christian.

Heh, you got most of them right. This harkens back to my freshman year of college, when we all discovered TheSpark's online "Purity Test" and then endeavored to improve our scores.

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